Hey, look, you creationist ignoramuses. Proof that evolution is real. Right here.
Sharks, you see, have the genes to develop fingers and toes, but they are, at present, dormant. Which would lead one to believe that possibly they either had or will have in the future…. fingers and toes.
Unless, of course, it’s all a big scientific plot to inflict moral relativism upon the children of an unsuspecting nation. Like Harry Potter or something.