from the “i really wish i hadn’t seen this” department…

21 Nov

Scientists have discovered a Giant Creepy Skeleton of Giant Evil Scorpion-Thing That’s Like Eight-Feet Long.

I hate giant insects. I can’t even watch Them!, or go anywhere near the giant housefly at the science museum. I’ve seriously got two big irrational fears, and it’s this and the eye thing. In hell, giant insects eat out your eyeballs. It’s true. I know a guy.

So, waking up this morning, and finding confirmation that, yes, there were giant insects once upon a time, and they weren’t even nice giant insects, wasn’t the best news I could have received.

Paleontologist Simon Braddy, who’s obviously some kind of sicko, reported that “This is an amazing discovery. We have known for some time that the fossil record yields monster millipedes, super-sized scorpions, colossal cockroaches, and jumbo dragonflies. But we never realized until now just how big some of these ancient creepy-crawlies were,” he said.

I honestly believe that there are some things man was not meant to know about, and I’m pretty sure that “monster millipedes” is like number three on that list.


Posted by on November 21, 2007 in not here, not me, not niiice!


2 responses to “from the “i really wish i hadn’t seen this” department…

  1. Mikey

    November 27, 2007 at 4:05 pm

    NIO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    i hate you for shedding light on this.

    see you tonight.

  2. geekusa

    November 28, 2007 at 10:30 am

    The worst thing is, they had to go and give it a cute face, didn’t they?


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