I completely understand the health concerns here, even if this feels a liiiiiiittle bit fascist. I mean, this isn’t like smoking, where others are at risk if you light up – shouldn’t it be my choice whether or not I want to clog my arteries? However, I gotta say, I like the idea of pork rinds and onion rings being shunted off to shady underground speak-easies, full of shifty-eyed junk food junkies, gathered together to indulge in the last vice of the American citizen.
As the great philosopher Homer Simpson once said: “Mmmmm. Forbidden doughnut.”