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The lesser Baldwins would like a word with you

05 Mar

The cast of dozens over at i09 have assembled A Survival Guide To Bad Movies, which you should read in case you ever find yourself faced with such a prospect. 

A few signs of a bad movie

  • Sunglasses in the poster. If human adults are wearing them, it’s bad. If babies or animals are wearing them, it’s worse. If adults are looking over the top of the sunglasses, it’s horrendous. If a baby or animal is looking over the top, it’s a sign of the apocalypse.

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Posted by on March 5, 2008 in movies, not here, not me

 

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