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06 Mar

Stuff White People Like is a blog listing the things that, um, white people like. 

#67 Standing Still at Concerts

So when white people go to concerts at smaller venues, what to do they do? They stand still! This is an important part of white concert going as it enables you to focus on the music, and it will prevent drawing excess attention to you. Remember, at a concert everyone is watching you just waiting for you to try to start dancing. Then they will make fun of you.

The result is Belle and Sebastian concerts that essentially looks more like a disorganized line of people than a music event.

If you find yourself invited to a concert with a white person, do NOT expect to dance. Prepare yourself for three hours of standing reasonably still. It is also advised to get a beer or (if legal) a cigarette so you have something to do with your hands. Although it is acceptable to occasionally raise one hand and point just above the stage.

Other entries have titles like “Wes Anderson Movies”, “The Idea of Soccer”, “Expensive Sandwiches” and “Hating Their Parents.”  Very funny stuff.

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Posted by on March 6, 2008 in Blogroll, not here, not me, tomfoolery

 

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