(note: the following makes more sense if you say it in a hyper-active voice with, possibly, a Korean accent.)
At Johnny D’s! Davis Square!
The Pluto Tapes will be there playing “rock and roll” music!
The Can Can Revolution will be there! Happy Dancing!
Uncle Shoe will be there, playing his banjo!
Justin who tells stories and plays the saw will be there too! You can say you saw him, and he can say he saw too! If you know, you should come to Somervaudeville!
TONIGHT @ 8PM!!
(The Pluto Tapes are my band. Can-can Revolution is my girlfriend’s can-can troupe. Uncle Shoe is… Uncle Shoe.)