You know, I hope the world does end. I hope they switch on that Hadron Collider and it creates a big ol’ black hole that swallows us up. I’m so damn sick of people this morning I could spit.
Obama made a corny comment about “lipstick on a pig”, which is an old expression. He was referring to the McCain campaign’s tendency to take old Bush administration policies that didn’t work and pretend like they’re going to work. That’s the situation you normally say “lipstick on a pig” in.
However, some people think he was referring to Sarah Palin. Because she wears lipstick. And she mentioned lipstick in her speech.
Wow. What a convincing reason to accuse the Senator from Illinois of calling a woman – nay, all women – pigs. For shame, sir.
First of all, no.
Second of all, he was quoting Dick Cheney.
Third, you people are morons. Here comes the black hole.
They say that art imitates life. Some say life imitates art. I say: when did life start imitating Bloom County?