Didja hear the one about how Sarah Palin, who’s supposed to be all anti-earmark and small-governmentish and stuff, requested millions of dollars from the federal government so that Alaskans could study the mating habits of crabs?
Oh, man, oh man… I totally want to get a bunch of people in crab suits together, show up at some McCain/Palin event, and just start bumpin’ and grindin’ to Barry White.
How rad would that be? WHO’S WITH ME!???!?