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barack tv II

You know what?  That was pretty effective.

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Posted by on October 30, 2008 in Uncategorized

 

weekly dig FTW

Boston’s other alternative weekly, The Weekly Dig,  came out with dualing covers today mimicing the style of the Globe and the Herald, and wondering what life was going to be like in 2012 under President Obama/Palin (McCain, apparently, passed away three months into his first term, leaving America’s First Hockey Mom in charge, you betcha.)

If you can dig up a copy (oh ho ho), check out the text on the Globe parody – it details the third and final Presidential debate between Pres. Palin and Sen. Hillary Clinton, and the third debate in which Clinton reduces Palin to tears.   The Obama cover is pretty much what you’d expect from a  “cranky old man” paper like the Herald (sorry, Heidi), but as a resident of Somerville, I can’t help but love the Green Line extention gag at the top.   Seriously, they’ve been trying to build a Green Line stop in my neighborhood since Archibald Query was still making Marshmallow Fluff in his kitchen.

 
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Posted by on October 30, 2008 in Uncategorized

 

barack tv

Oh yeah – if you missed the big Barack Obama commercial tonight, you can watch it here.  I’m watching it now.

 
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Posted by on October 29, 2008 in Uncategorized

 

let me just say, you were brilliant

Sorry, ladies of my acquaintance (and gentlemen, but mostly ladies):  David Tennant is leaving Doctor Who at the end of next year.

We’ve still got four more long specials over the course of next year, starting with this year’s Christmas offering, entitled (tantalizingly) “The Next Doctor,” but after all that, he’s gone.  He’ll regenerate into someone else, of course, and you’ll love the new Doctor just as much as you loved David Tennant.  You will.  Trust me.  I’ve been through this before.  Back in the ’80s when Peter Davison’s Doctor courageously sacrificed himself for his friend Peri at the end of “The Caves of Androzani,” and lay dying on the TARDIS floor before turning into Colin Baker, I thought “No! Peter Davison was my Doctor! Why, oh why?”  But you know what?  The next week I turned on Doctor Who, and there was Colin Baker, playing the new Doctor.  And by the end of the episode…. I thought he was a total asshole and hated his guts.

Okay, bad example.

Ummm… it’s like when David Lee Roth was replaced by Sammy Hagar, and then Sammy was replaced by Gary Cerrone!  Everyone loves Gary Cerrone, right?

Okay, bad example.

Ah! AHA!  It’s like when Jon Stewart replaced Craig Kilbourne on The Daily Show.  Craig was the man back in the day – he did “Five Questions,” and he had this great, snarky delivery, and you could tell he was having a lot of fun with it.   Then CBS hired him away from Comedy Central, and replaced him with…. some jerk who’d hosted a mediocre show on MTV and starred in mediocre roles in mediocre movies like The Faculty.   But, eventually, we grew to love him, and now he’s pretty much the best thing on television.  See?

We’ll get through this, you and I, with our cheese-tastic fan videos and our bad fan fiction and our theories about the time war.  Who knows – maybe we’ll even get to see the time war in one of these specials before Mr. Tennant leaves us for better things.   Maybe, when that day finally comes, he’ll regenerate into someone awesome like Eddie Izzard or Djimon Honsou or even this girl Lynn I directed in a show once, who’d be the best female Doctor ever.  But, yeah.  He was a great Doctor and he’ll be missed.

 
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Posted by on October 29, 2008 in Uncategorized

 

awesome thing lauryn found….

Look down here, and hear the people sing about who gets to be master of the house, and live in the castle on a cloud.  Also: stars.

Yup, it’s Les Misbarack.

 
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Posted by on October 29, 2008 in Uncategorized

 

awesome thing i found, #2

Look, I don’t know what the hell’s up with this thing, but someone posted it on Wonkette, and I srsly ROFLed.

 
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Posted by on October 28, 2008 in Uncategorized

 

awesome thing i found…

9 Reasons Not To Date A Tyrannosaurus Rex

 
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Posted by on October 28, 2008 in Uncategorized