And even that “darn thing” was, basically, a YouTube clip of John Barrowman smiling to the theme from Friends. I am a bad, bad, pretend blogger.
My friend Jeremy (aka “Butthorn”), however, is a good pretend blogger. I’ve linked to his stuff in the past, but this particular post is particularly hilarious. Seems that Mr. and Mrs. Butthorn are having a baby. Anyone who primarily remembers Jeremy as half of the comic duo behind the hit WMEB (University of Maine radio) program The Poop and Pee Show will be naturally shocked at this, at least before they realize that such a program was probably excellent preparation for what Jeremy and Annie will be dealing with for the next three years.
However, Jeremy is on the case. He’s come up with a list of 30 things never to do with a new baby, and honestly, I think we could all take this sort of thinking to heart.
However! Prepare for an awesome post about what I’m up to these days over at the Somerville Theatre in bucolic Somerville, MA. It’s awesome. Freaking, flipping, farking awesome. Totes.